Part Two: Enter Team Scudd
[We pan to the streets of Bennington
where an overwhelming plague of soul less monsters trash the streets feeding
off of
vagrants, joy
riding in police vehicles and generally
causing mass hysteria...and then the sunsets and the vampires show up.
They do pretty much
the same thing, only with the population of Bennington slowly diminishing
people from the surrounding towns
have a reason to
fear it.]
Vampire #4: (Guest
star Mark McKinnley) Wow. This is just so cool. We get the entire town to
ourselves, and eventually
we'll never have to
pay taxes.
Vampire #5: (Guest
star Will Farrel) Yeah but if you ask me the government still sucks. *canned
laughs*
[Pan to a vampire cornering an old
man in the ally]
Vampire #6: (Guest
star John Travolta) Oh I'm gonna enjoy this. First I sink my teeth into your
throat, then after sucking more
blood from you than
L. Ron Hubbard at a Scientology reunion banquet, I'm gonna sit back and enjoy
the wonders of free scinemax.
[Vampire 6 advances and as the
camera focuses on the frightened man we hear a firing of some weapon, followed
by
the typical fleshy
sound of penetration (Don't go there) and drops of blood splattering his face.
Pan back to the vampire stopped in
his tracks and as
he slowly begins to die of of the loss of blood he turns around to see who
fired the wooden stake.]
[Enter Team Scudd. Rio, sporting her
tight black Ninja attire, yellowish toned skin and jet black eyes and
hair. Team leader
Tobias Richter, assault style SWAT gear minus the helmet and goggles, dirty
blonde hair and blue eyes. Tobias
is carrying the
heavy duty crossbow and Rio pulls out a ginshu and charges the vamp down,
slicing his head off with one swipe.]
Tobias: *Whistles*
Sweet job Rio.
[Rio smiles as she sheaths her
sword]
Rio: Look out!
[Tobias turns around to see two
vamps entering the ally. Before they get too close two throwing stars wiz past
his shoulder
and send the vamps
sprawling. Blood splatters as they gasp like fish out of water. The duo rush
back out into the streets where
a pick up truck
full of some vamp gang awaits them]
Gangleader: This
town is ours children. Time to go to bed.
Tobias: *Exchanges
a glance with Rio and looks back at the gang*
Uh...okay. But first I need my bedtime lullabye.
Gangleader: *Laughs
as his vamps step out of the vehicle and surround them.* Sure. What would you
like us to sing you?
[Rio pulls out a small white ball
and holds it high in the air. The other vampires look on in confusion as she
turns
around and throws
the ball into the face of a vampire with the Primus T-shirt.]
Vampire #7: (Guest
star Alexander Winter) *Hands to his face as he burns* Oh jeez louise! It's
stinging.
[While Primus Vamp writhes in agony
the other vamps ascend, with the Gangleader remaining in the cab of the truck.]
[Tobias jump kicks first vampire and
spins around to knock the second in the teeth]
Tobias: *Pulling
out stake* Screw this. *Impales two attackers and turns to face another one.*
[Pan to Rio who has lead five vamps
back down the alley way and has taken out another grayish ball. She turns
around and
throws it to the
ground causing a cloud of smoke to block the vampires sight. Bewildered they
look around them after the cloud has
cleared but alas
she is no where to be found]
Rio: Oh booooys.
[Vamps all look up to see Rio
sitting on a windowsill five feet above them.]
Vamps: *various
explicitives*
Rio: *Looks to the
camera and smiles* Someone cue up, Rio by Duran Duran? Yes? Thank you.
[Duran Duran plays in the background
as Rio does cool Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style moves from wall to wall
as she knocks each
vamp to their backs and hits the ground. Runs back towards the end of the ally
where there is an open parking
lot.]
Duran Duran:
*singing in background* "You know you're something special and you look
like you're the best-"
[The vamps surround her again and
she pulls out her sword.]
Duran Duran: Her
name is Rio and she dances on the sand
[First vamp attacks, sword swipes,
head flies]
Duran Duran: Just
like that river twisting through a dusty land-
[Rio jumps up and spins in the air
before kicking two vamps on to their backs and lands once more, swinging her
sword with
practiced ease]
Duran Duran: And
when she shines she really shows you all she can
[Two more vamps split apart and hit
the ground as the others get back to their feet. Rio holds her sword out and
spins around
beheading each vamp with one stroke]
Duran Duran: Oh
Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande...
[Song dies out as we pan to Tobias,
who is still fighting on the sidewalk with six more vamps and is losing space.]
Tobias: *Knocking
two vamps out as he looks to the camera* What? I don't get a song too?
[You name me a song that has Tobias
in it and I'll do it.]
Tobias: *Muttering
something about narrators' sexual preferences and hair style* Whoa!
[Vampire lunges and Tobias wrestles
it into the glass doors of a nearby store called Panache. As the alarm goes off
Tobias gets to his
feet and runs towards the back of the store knocking over racks of clothes as
the vamps pursue.]
[Back outside Rio returns to the
front of the buildings only to see that Gangleader Vamp has started up the
engine.
Primus Vamp is dead
now, his face and chest melted away by the lime powder exposing his fleshy
skeleton and rib cage. Rio
goes after the
Gangleader as he pulls out and starts to hall ass past the old Dunkin Donuts
down through Spring St.]
[Back to Tobias as the damn
suspenseful music generator finally kicks to life]
Tobias: There we
go. *Sees a display of candles and pulls out his lighter as the vampires
approach*
[Tobias picks up a long candle and
lights it. The vamps stop in their tracks as he holds it out towards them
tempting
them to come
forward. When none of them does so he pulls a sweater off of a rack and lights
the bottom. Quickly it catches fire
as he tosses it to
the nearest vampire]
Tobias: I hope
they're insured.
Vampire #8:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Ah! Oh wait, I'm uh...narrating. So
anyway, the vamp writhes around setting fire to displays and other vampires and
Tobias bolts for
the back exit and runs out towards the street when two police cars pull up.]
Cop #1: (Guest star
Steve Guttenburgh) Hold it right there!
*points gun*
Cop #2: (Guest star
Sabrina Loyd) Put your hands on your head right now!
[Tobias acts on military background
training and bolts up and over a nearby truck and jumps down to the sidewalk.
He
continues running
as the first cop chases him down]
[Pan back to Rio who has chased the
truck halfway down the street. She stops and draws a blow dart from underneath
her uniform and
positions it]
[Pan to the Gangleader driving with
Vampire #9 sitting besides him and looking back constantly]
Vampire #9: (Guest
star Corey Haim) I don't think we're gonna make it!
Gangleader:
*Looking at the rear view mirror* We left that bitch half a mile behind uh-ack!
[A dart penetrates Gangleader's neck
as glass shards fly everywhere. He loses control of the vehicle and crashes into
a guard rail near a
river. The dart has released a drop silver nitrate into his blood stream which
burns enough of his brain stem
to render him
unable to move.]
Vampire #9:
*Bleeding from the head* Oh boy...
[Vampire #9 manages to break free of
the wrekage but can't run very far as his lower body is completely paralyzed
from
the sudden lack of
blood]
Rio: *Walking up
casually* Oh dear, poor vampire didn't buckle up like a good boy. Pity, pity.
[Rio pulls out another ball of lime
dust and tosses it at the vamp's neck. It bursts spreading lime powder all over
his
body, and slowly
and painfully his skin dissolves spilling blood, fluids, and organs all over
the place. His body continues to function
as it waits for the
approaching dawn.]
[Flash to scene of Tobias hiding out
in the attic of an empty house as dawn approaches. The police do several sweeps
of
the area but they
give up after awhile. His souped up palm pilot flashes and he takes it out of
his pocket, Rio's face appears on the
screen]
Rio: Tobias, where
are you?
Tobias: I'm hiding
out. I torched that Panache's with the vampires inside, but the local police
must have thought I was just some
random maniac.
Rio: *muttering*
I'd tend to agree.
Tobias: What?
Rio: I said, Five,
twenty-three. It's almost sunrise, I have two vamps in the open ready to burn.
Tobias: Good, then
the lime powder does work. When the sun destroys the rest of the bodies people
are bound to see it.
Rio: Excellent
explanation of the plot device.
Tobias: Thanks, I
spent all night working on it.
Rio: See you soon
then?
Tobias: After I get
some sleep. Tonight we have to find the short British kid who ran off with
Janet, that is assuming it's not too late.
Rio: Very well,
meet me at the South Street coffee shop at 8:30 tonight?
Tobias: I'll see
you then.
[Tobias turns off the palm pilot and
lays down, using his jacket as a pillow. Pan to the funeral home, then to the
room where
Mike and Kate were
sleeping in a coffin moments ago. We see the coffin closed and blood all over
the sides of the floor....]
To be continued...?